Funny Christmas Keychain, Sarcastic Holiday Bag Charm, Jingle Bells

For the ones who can’t make it through Christmas without a little side-eye and sarcasm. Perfect for keys, bags, or anyone running purely on caffeine and chaos this holiday season.

Height: ~5.5"

Hardware: silver tone

Bead colors: red, black, white (with striped bead)

Handmade to order — complete with mini jingle bells for maximum festive snark 🔔

Free shipping on orders over $35
And as always… CREEP IT REAL 🖤

Please note: our keychains may vary ever so slightly in bead count/length due to hardware updates. Don’t worry—the look and vibe stay perfectly spooky + stylish as always.