ChatGPT said: Here’s your listing for the blood-splattered romance keychain — equal parts spooky and strangely sentimental:
🌹 “Stab Me Softly” Charm Keychain 🌹
A love letter to horror, red flags, and pumpkin-scented body counts.
Black metal keychain post and latch
Beads: Silicone stack with spiked post
Handmade: Built by hand for lovers, slashers, and hopeless Halloween romantics
This handmade charm is perfect for keys, bags, backpacks, or offering your heart to the masked man in the woods. Free shipping on orders over $35 And as always… CREEP IT REAL